TOO HOT TO USERNAME XI

"XXXXX just moaned to me could XXX lose XXX benefits if XXX gets carded in all this. Bloody hell! What about the rest of us, proper English, with actual assets against which a decision could be attached?! The cheek of the creature! I always thought her perhaps a bit thick. I still have no idea how to respond. You don't actually think we could get drawn into any legal action, do you?"

TOO HOT TO USERNAME X

"I believe there is nothing to fear. Living in America, of course, I cannot be touched in any event."

TOO HOT TO USERNAME IX

".... but regular members can't get into real trouble, can they? They couldn't take away my benefits could they?"

TOO HOT TO USERNAME VIII

"I'm scared $hitless over the Mail! I don't know whether to delete everything I have or save it in hope it's a way to give them bigger fish? What would you do? I never meant no harm. I went with the group. My OH will murder me if I get drawn into this!"

TOO HOT TO USERNAME VII

".... I thought that pm where Marian called Maddy "Mandolin" was disgusting. I've always found her crude however I never imagined she'd do a dirty turn to a missing child. She's always been a bitch of the first order and I don't mind saying as much to you now. She works with drug and alcohol dependents. Can you imagine the kind of help that walrus provides? (emoticons redacted.)...."

TOO HOT TO USERNAME VI

Honestly xxxx I couldn't believe it myself but xxx sent me the link. His username is xxxxxxx on the site and he likes to get girls to sit on his face!! It's true. I mean, how disgusting is that? AT HIS AGE!!!! Yuck. I'll p.m. you the link, hang on. Just have a bucket ready, it's tough going and I suspect you'll stop half way through. Honestly, who woulda thought. xxxxx

TOO HOT TO USERNAME V

"...if I can't convince them big is beautiful I assure them there is nothing big won't do... lol."

TOO HOT TO USERNAME IV

"OMG I stopped thinking they done it about a year ago but its good for my blood pressure to come here and rip the piss out of them. Fucking high flying doctors deserve a good rumbling."

TOO HOT TO USERNAME III

"....Look I think they are guilty as sin but these nutters that go by their house, how would they like it? I don't kid myself we're doing anything here. It was the police's job and the PJ botched it worse than Chamberlain ever did. Poor mite! That's between u n me unless Bren really does read r pms. I'm a bit weary of her, tbh."

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"...I know! It is so unfair! He works for hours a day (and night!) doing his bit and truth be told he isn't entirely well. I mean mentally. He's on the side of the angels, though, and has my whole support. Unless he does something a step too far. However, he never seems to. You must not tell anyone what I've said here, please. I also agree with your point about bren. These constant flounces are farcical. From our vantage point she will at some point flounce one time too many. At that point, we'll be in a position to run things properly, although from a distance. It is fundamental, of course, we keep our interests reasonably apart as it wouldn't look too well on our efforts to be tied directly to this site as persons in authority. Even those with political expertise are finding themselves with new lessons learned since we joined up here!"

TOO HOT TO USERNAME II

"... my OH sez we're all dirty nutters here. My bitch sister-in-law seen me on here one afternoon, snooped around, and told him. Fucking whore bitch. I'd throw a can of cider at her ugly gob next time she comes round but I need to cope with that fucking family. I'd divorce the lot excpet it wud cost me more than I'd get. We weren't much in the world but somehow I managed to marry down regardless."