Slowly, slowly, catchee monkey... indeed

It's all going to come out now, isn't it?

And not just the follicularly challenged puppet master, the lot of you, from Oompa Loompa to Thug and Lady MacBeth to the Scouser authoress.

Shame so many databases floating about. Shame "security" is a word that requires quotation marks.

Swallow hard, dears, it just got more interesting than it has been in a long, long while.